ScobyHub

A joke project · not a government agency

A passport for your scoby

ScobyHub issues identity cards for people who make kombucha seriously. Drop in, fill the form, and your scoby has papers. Zero legal weight, maximum mood.

Issue a passport

Free · ~1 minute · confetti included

How it works

  1. 1

    Snap your scoby

    Any honest photo works. We do not judge shape, bubbles, or vibes.

  2. 2

    Fill the form

    Surname, given names, birth date, and place of birth — human style, sillier.

  3. 3

    Get the passport

    A ready identity card with QR, barcode, and seal. Worth showing off.

This is a fan project for kombucha lovers. No real IDs, no border control at your tea jar, no immigration officers in the kitchen. Save your owner key — it might matter someday. Maybe.